Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from GirlFriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that a new program began “Unexpected Child Processing” that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as “Poker Night 10.3”, “Football 5.0” and “Hunting & Fishing 7.5”, as well as “Racing 3.6” no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to GirFriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work in Wife 1.0. Please Help!

Thanks,

Troubled User

REPY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many upgrade from any version of GirlFriend to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is jus a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to GirlFriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to GirlFriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under “Warnings-Alimony-Child Support”. I highly recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to go to the Command Prompt and enter the command “C:\APOLOGIZE” because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, bit it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as “Clean and Sweep 3.0”, “Cooking 1.5”, and “Pay Bills 4.2”.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper and overuse will cause the system to launch the program “Nag 9.5”. Once this program starts running, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase the additional software “Flowers 2.1”, “Dinner 3.75” and “Diamonds 5.0”.

WARNING!! DO NOT under any circumstances, install “Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3”! This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system and will most likely lead to an entire system failure.

Best of Luck,

Tech Support